Tomato Tamootoo, Potato Patootoo
I had my groceries delivered today. Always a thrilling experience. Loads of food delivered straight to your door. It does sometimes come with complications however, substitutions. Today I noticed that the bag of potatoes I ordered were on the substitution list. The list said that they had been replaced with some plum tomatoes. Not an ideal substitution I thought. Who ever heard of jacket tomato with cheese and beans?
There was another substitution replaced with an unwanted item which took us a while to track down. While we were searching through the hundreds of partially full carrier bags, I caught a whiff of the delivery driver's terrible B.O. How unpleasant.
I had to conclude that this may not be his fault. Perhaps his deodorant had been substituted for some plum tomatoes.
There was another substitution replaced with an unwanted item which took us a while to track down. While we were searching through the hundreds of partially full carrier bags, I caught a whiff of the delivery driver's terrible B.O. How unpleasant.
I had to conclude that this may not be his fault. Perhaps his deodorant had been substituted for some plum tomatoes.